Post #64 Wisdom of the Simpsons...

Here are some of my favorite quotes from the Simpsons. Find more here.

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Marge: Homer, you don't have to pray outloud.
Homer: But he's way the hell up there!

Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

Marge: Bart, stop pestering Satan!

Lisa: I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Homer: Oh sure. Even communism works. In theory.