Wash Away Your Sins

My wife just got a gift bag from a co-worker. In the bag was a bottle of hand lotion from a company called Blue Q.

The lotion is called "Wash away your sins"


Some of the wording on the label reads:

healing hand cream
tempting "do-it-again" easter lily sent
smooth on salvation
anointed oil strengthens resolve
for liars, cheater, and wrong-doers

Directions for use:
1. Bow head
2. Reflect on sin damage
3. engage pump
4. anoint clean hands with healing lotion
5. pray for protection
6. go forth absolved from sin, ready to do-it-again

The Blue Q company has a large line of the "wash away your sins" products as well as other novelty items. Check it out.